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Kindergarten Sub

God bless kindergarten teachers!


...it set off a chain reaction second only to Chernobyl...

I have decided that it requires a special gift to teach kindergarten. One day a teacher had to be gone for a couple of hours, so I decided to save some money and fill in for her. In the first fifteen minutes the following happened: 1) a child hurt his finger coloring and required a band aid for a non-existent wound, 2) a child lost his shoe without having moved out of his chair, 3) One child said he had to go to the bathroom which set off a chain reaction second only to Chernobyl; suddenly, all fifteen had to go. From then on, if one of the two Kindergarten teachers had to be absent, I always hired a substitute. God be praised for kindergarten teachers!


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